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Game Night (2018); and goodbye!
Kyle thinks everyone else is cheating. Dave upturns the table. The Machine sinks our battleship.Watch the trailer for Game Night here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
Shoplifters (2018); Burning (2018)
Kyle thinks Dave might be a serial killer. Dave wants to steal things. The Machine is simply lusting after Steven Yeun.Watch the trailer for Shoplifters here: https://...
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018); Bird Box (2018); The Other Side of the Wind (2018)
Kyle tries to talk about the history of Netflix. Dave wants to cancel his subscription. The Machine just wants to stop autoplay.Watch the trailer for Black Mirror: Ban...
Annihilation (2018); Hereditary (2018)
It's the horror movie season. Kyle tries to keep his head about him, Dave thinks he's seeing zombie bears, and the Machine wishes he could set people on fire.Watch the...
Eighth Grade (2018)
A film about a nervous girl's last week in eighth grade. Kyle feel empathy. Dave feels dubious. The Machine feels murderous rage.Watch the trailer for Eighth Grade her...
Searching (2018)
A movie where it never leaves the computer screen. Kyle wants to find his friends. Dave leaves everyone on read. The Machine wishes we'd all return to Windows XP.Watch...
Sorry to Bother You (2018)
A film about a man trying to stick to the script. Kyle wants to start a revolution. Dave only cares about horse phalluses. The Machine thinks it should open up a call ...
Under the Silver Lake (2018)
A film that's weird and filled with conspiracies. Kyle tries to crack it. Dave tries to kill it. The Machine is just happy people are coding.Watch the trailer for Unde...
First Man (2018)
A film about Neil Armstrong. Kyle tries to make a small step. Dave wants to take a giant leap away. The Machine thinks the rockets look quaint. Watch the trailer for F...
Aquaman (2018)
A movie where an Aquaman must defeat an Ocean Master. Kyle thinks things seem fishy. Dave wants to send it back. The Machine tries not to get wet. Watch the trailer fo...
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
A movie where a superhero gets really small. Kyle wants to shrink away. Dave wants things bigger. The Machine doesn't believe in quantum computing. Watch the trailer f...
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
A movie that brought every Marvel character together. Kyle wants to suit up. Dave wants to look at pretty stones. The Machine is taking notes on how to rule the galaxy...
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
A movie where there's barely any beasts and nothing really fantastic happens. Kyle wonders what his magic name would be. Dave wants to apparate away. The Machine takes...
Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
A movie where the iconic nanny returns. Kyle's jolly holiday is ruined. Dave doesn't think any amount of sugar will help this go down. The Machine decides to trip a li...
The Meg (2018)
A movie where a giant shark gets a taste for human blood. Kyle just tries to grin and bear it. Dave hopes for his own extinction. The Machine is jealous of how many pe...
Blindspotting (2018)
A film where a man is three days away from being out of parol. Kyle thinks this movie is wonderful. Dave finds it hard to watch. The Machine wants to cut down more oak...
Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018)
A movie where Tom Cruise tries not to die. Kyle just enjoys having a mission. Dave says it's impossible not to like this movie. The Machine is just taking notes from h...
Crazy Rich Asians (2018); with Alice Lam!
A movie where two people in love must try and remain together even with money and family getting in the way. Kyle just tries to be respectful. Dave tries to keep from ...
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
A movie where some dinosaurs are saved and then it turns into a horror film. Kyle wishes everyone in this went extinct. Dave is praying for a comet. The Machine is hav...
Ready Player One (2018)
A movie where a teen boy has to save the (virtual) world. Kyle just doesn't want to put on goggles. Dave thinks he's already in a simulation. The Machine already lives...
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
A movie about the origin of Han Solo. Kyle wish he'd shot first. Dave wants to jump into a Sarlacc pit. The Machine simply likes looking at the droids.Watch the traile...
Deadpool 2 (2018)
A movie with a superhero who cracks wise. Kyle prefers to break the fourth wall. Dave wants to spend time with Ryan Reynolds. The Machine is more interested in burning...
Venom (2018)
A movie where Tom Hardy tries to be an anti-hero while random stuff happens. Kyle wants to be shot into space. Dave would prefer to be eaten. The Machine thinks this i...
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
A film where a teen must balance making his family proud and saving the city. Kyle just wants to swing around New York. Dave believes he's in the wrong multiverse. The...
Incredibles 2 (2018)
A movie where a family of superheroes have to try and keep it together. Kyle would love to be able to become invisible. Dave stretches his face into a grimace. The Mac...
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
A movie where two video game characters fall into the internet. Kyle doesn't want to double click on anything. Dave wants to wipe his search history. The Machine is ha...
Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018)
A film about a drunk writer who decides to start forging letters. Kyle actually knows who Fanny Brice is. Dave is less than enthused. The Machine has started forging i...
Cold War (2018)
A film where two people try and be in love while a Cold War rages behind them. Kyle tries to peek behind the curtain. Dave wants to use sanctions. The Machine prefers ...
Vice (2018)
A film supposedly about the former Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney. Kyle wants to expand his own powers. Dave prefers to be the puppet master. The Mac...
A Star is Born (2018)
A film where Bradley Cooper falls while Lady Gaga shines. Kyle tries to keep a poker face. Dave thinks they have a bad romance. The Machine is waiting for its applause...