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Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
A movie about Freddie Mercury's life ... sort of. Kyle wants to breakthru. Dave thinks it's another one that bites the dust. The Machine simply wants to turn into a ki...
Roma (2018); with Jordan Drake!
A film that follows the traumatic life of a maid for one year in the 70s. Kyle finds the journey enthralling. Dave thinks Cuarón goes a bit too far. The Machine is in ...
Green Book (2018)
A film where a white man discovers racism. Kyle wants to survive the ride. Dave needs to learn how to eat. The Machine just wants to understand jazz.Watch the trailer ...
BlacKkKlansman (2018)
A film where a Black man infiltrates the KKK. Kyle just wants to avoid watching Birth of a Nation. Dave speaks truth to power. The Machine wants to bang on the pulpit....
Black Panther (2018)
A film where a superhero must also try to lead a nation and face the demons of his father's past. Kyle drinks some nectar. Dave gives a salute. The Machine wants to le...
Creed II (2018)
A movie where a young boxer needs to confront the son of his trainer's enemy from the past. Kyle thinks he might go the distance. Dave thinks the movie flies too close...
If Beale Street Could Talk (2018)
A film where a young couple continue to love each other even when facing an awful accusation. Kyle still believes in romance. Dave tries his best not to be wooed. The ...
The Favourite (2018)
A film where two women fight for the queen's attention. Kyle wishes he wasn't looking at this through a fisheye. Dave sees nothing wrong. The Machine wants to start we...
2018 – Trailer
Season 4 of Kyle and Dave vs The Machine starts this week!
Stalker (1979)
A film where a "stalker" takes two people on a journey to find what they most deeply wish. Kyle is baffled. Dave is wowed. The Machine just admires the Communist state.
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
A film where a man must try and find his stolen bicycle, along with his son. Kyle would also volunteer his bedsheets. Dave wants to eat a big plate of spaghetti. The M...
Sherlock Jr. (1924)
A movie where Buster Keaton proves he didn't value his body. Kyle is always careful to not break his neck. Dave is always ready to give away a dollar. The Machine is c...
The Year of Living Dangerously (1982)
A film where Mel Gibson has to fall in love and escape a revolution. Kyle tries his best not to be racist. Dave wants to be the best journalist possible. The Machine o...
My Favorite Year (1982)
A movie where Peter O'Toole drunkenly tries to be funny. Kyle enjoys being back in the 50s. Dave wants to cancel the whole thing. The Machine wants to be a standup.
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
A movie where Dolly Parton shows how big her ... heart is to Burt Reynolds. Kyle thinks it's toe tapping fun. Dave thinks it should be shut down. The Machine is afraid...
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)
A movie where a jerk must first become an officer before becoming a gentleman. Kyle just wants to be picked up and carried somewhere. Dave just wants to yell at people...
Fanny and Alexander (1982)
A film that follows Alexander's life in a weird family. Kyle wonders where Fanny is. Dave doesn't understand the ghosts. The Machine tries to learn Swedish.
Porky's (1981)
A movie where a group of friends try to get one guy laid. Kyle just wants to blow the whole thing up. Dave is ready to drown himself. The Machine loves watching the ca...
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
A film where we watch teenagers in the 80s try to figure things out. Kyle would love a pizza to come to his math class. Dave is having trouble with carrots. The Machin...
Blade Runner (1982)
A film about a "blade runner" who goes and "retires" androids. Kyle just wants to dream of electric sheep. Dave gets to fanboy about his favourite movie. The Machine i...
Tron (1982)
A film where a man is transported inside a computer. Kyle likes bits of this movie. Dave wishes there was more bite. The Machine just likes to ram things.
Poltergeist (1982)
A film where a family is terrorized by ghosts. Kyle just tries to be friendly. Dave thinks he's having an exorcism. The Machine is just along for the ride.
The Thing (1982) with Sarah Rowe!
A movie where a shapeshifting alien kills a bunch of people in Antarctica. Kyle thinks its just misunderstood. Dave would go sleep with the dogs. The Machine is taking...
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
A film where an alcoholic doctor tries to figure out the truth about some menacing new Halloween masks. Kyle thinks this is under-appreciated. Dave has never seen a Ha...
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
A movie where a killer gets a hockey mask and continues to kill. Kyle doesn't like camping. Dave keeps pushing things towards the camera. The Machine empathizes with J...
The King of Comedy (1982)
A film about a delusional man who thinks he should be famous. Kyle can relate. Dave cannot. The Machine is still working on its tight five.
Adult Adoption (2022) with writer and star Ellie Moon! **BONUS EPISODE**
A film where a woman decides to adopt the parents she never had. Kyle wants to be held. Dave wants to go for cigarettes and never come back. The Machine just watches m...
The Swearing Jar (2022) with director Lindsay MacKay! **BONUS EPISODE**
A film where a woman falls in love with two people. Director Lindsay MacKay joins Kyle and Dave live at the Calgary International Film Festival. The Machine ominously ...
The Last Unicorn (1982)
A movie about a unicorn who tries to figure out if she's all alone. Kyle loves the horn. Dave has a bad case of Schmendrick. The Machine wants to ride the Red Bull.
The Secret of NIMH (1982)
A film where a mother mouse must take on powerful forces in order to save her son. Kyle is grossed out by the rats. Dave feels empowered by the amulet. The Machine is ...