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Ready Player One (2018)
A movie where a teen boy has to save the (virtual) world. Kyle just doesn't want to put on goggles. Dave thinks he's already in a simulation. The Machine already lives...
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
A movie about the origin of Han Solo. Kyle wish he'd shot first. Dave wants to jump into a Sarlacc pit. The Machine simply likes looking at the droids.Watch the traile...
Deadpool 2 (2018)
A movie with a superhero who cracks wise. Kyle prefers to break the fourth wall. Dave wants to spend time with Ryan Reynolds. The Machine is more interested in burning...
Venom (2018)
A movie where Tom Hardy tries to be an anti-hero while random stuff happens. Kyle wants to be shot into space. Dave would prefer to be eaten. The Machine thinks this i...
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
A film where a teen must balance making his family proud and saving the city. Kyle just wants to swing around New York. Dave believes he's in the wrong multiverse. The...
Incredibles 2 (2018)
A movie where a family of superheroes have to try and keep it together. Kyle would love to be able to become invisible. Dave stretches his face into a grimace. The Mac...
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
A movie where two video game characters fall into the internet. Kyle doesn't want to double click on anything. Dave wants to wipe his search history. The Machine is ha...
Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018)
A film about a drunk writer who decides to start forging letters. Kyle actually knows who Fanny Brice is. Dave is less than enthused. The Machine has started forging i...
Cold War (2018)
A film where two people try and be in love while a Cold War rages behind them. Kyle tries to peek behind the curtain. Dave wants to use sanctions. The Machine prefers ...
Vice (2018)
A film supposedly about the former Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney. Kyle wants to expand his own powers. Dave prefers to be the puppet master. The Mac...
A Star is Born (2018)
A film where Bradley Cooper falls while Lady Gaga shines. Kyle tries to keep a poker face. Dave thinks they have a bad romance. The Machine is waiting for its applause...
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
A movie about Freddie Mercury's life ... sort of. Kyle wants to breakthru. Dave thinks it's another one that bites the dust. The Machine simply wants to turn into a ki...
Roma (2018); with Jordan Drake!
A film that follows the traumatic life of a maid for one year in the 70s. Kyle finds the journey enthralling. Dave thinks Cuarón goes a bit too far. The Machine is in ...
Green Book (2018)
A film where a white man discovers racism. Kyle wants to survive the ride. Dave needs to learn how to eat. The Machine just wants to understand jazz.Watch the trailer ...
BlacKkKlansman (2018)
A film where a Black man infiltrates the KKK. Kyle just wants to avoid watching Birth of a Nation. Dave speaks truth to power. The Machine wants to bang on the pulpit....
Black Panther (2018)
A film where a superhero must also try to lead a nation and face the demons of his father's past. Kyle drinks some nectar. Dave gives a salute. The Machine wants to le...
Creed II (2018)
A movie where a young boxer needs to confront the son of his trainer's enemy from the past. Kyle thinks he might go the distance. Dave thinks the movie flies too close...
If Beale Street Could Talk (2018)
A film where a young couple continue to love each other even when facing an awful accusation. Kyle still believes in romance. Dave tries his best not to be wooed. The ...
The Favourite (2018)
A film where two women fight for the queen's attention. Kyle wishes he wasn't looking at this through a fisheye. Dave sees nothing wrong. The Machine wants to start we...
2018 – Trailer
Season 4 of Kyle and Dave vs The Machine starts this week!
Stalker (1979)
A film where a "stalker" takes two people on a journey to find what they most deeply wish. Kyle is baffled. Dave is wowed. The Machine just admires the Communist state.
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
A film where a man must try and find his stolen bicycle, along with his son. Kyle would also volunteer his bedsheets. Dave wants to eat a big plate of spaghetti. The M...
Sherlock Jr. (1924)
A movie where Buster Keaton proves he didn't value his body. Kyle is always careful to not break his neck. Dave is always ready to give away a dollar. The Machine is c...
The Year of Living Dangerously (1982)
A film where Mel Gibson has to fall in love and escape a revolution. Kyle tries his best not to be racist. Dave wants to be the best journalist possible. The Machine o...
My Favorite Year (1982)
A movie where Peter O'Toole drunkenly tries to be funny. Kyle enjoys being back in the 50s. Dave wants to cancel the whole thing. The Machine wants to be a standup.
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
A movie where Dolly Parton shows how big her ... heart is to Burt Reynolds. Kyle thinks it's toe tapping fun. Dave thinks it should be shut down. The Machine is afraid...
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)
A movie where a jerk must first become an officer before becoming a gentleman. Kyle just wants to be picked up and carried somewhere. Dave just wants to yell at people...
Fanny and Alexander (1982)
A film that follows Alexander's life in a weird family. Kyle wonders where Fanny is. Dave doesn't understand the ghosts. The Machine tries to learn Swedish.
Porky's (1981)
A movie where a group of friends try to get one guy laid. Kyle just wants to blow the whole thing up. Dave is ready to drown himself. The Machine loves watching the ca...
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
A film where we watch teenagers in the 80s try to figure things out. Kyle would love a pizza to come to his math class. Dave is having trouble with carrots. The Machin...