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A film where a teenaged boy falls in love with the wife of his next door neighbour. Kyle has nostalgia for his summer vacations. Dave continues to hate small town America. The Machine wonders why everyone is so weird about buying condoms.
A movie about a one night stand that becomes a stalker for life. Kyle becomes a bit too clingy. Dave wants to call things off. The Machine wasn't programmed to believe in love.
A film where a cop decides to take the law into his own hands against a serial killer. Kyle has fun with the goofiness of it. Dave thinks Kyle is a fascist. The Machine thinks there should be more violence. Matt Mort joins the discussion and doesn't feel all that lucky.
A movie where a hapkido expert with a great hat saves a school for runaways where a LOT of improv happens. Kyle is just impressed with what the movie is trying to be. Dave decides to go barefoot for the entire episode. The Machine would have voted for Tom Laughlin a second time if it could.
A "movie" where a man literally finds a duck that lays golden eggs. Kyle thinks this is a turkey. Dave wants to gander at anything else. The Machine knows that they're both chicken.
A film about a novice witch who goes on an adventure to defeat the Nazis. Kyle still allows the magic to take hold of him. Dave wants to chuck a bedknob at somebody. The Machine thinks that the Portobello Road sequence should be even longer.
A (children's?) film about a boy who wins a golden ticket so that he can visit a weird guy who makes candy. Kyle loves his trip. Dave wishes he could be sent home. The Machine admires Wonka's use of slave labour. Shaun Wilding and Mitch Slack of Wack Chat: It's Movie Time join, separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream.
A film about a bisexual man and his relationships with a gay doctor and also a recently divorced woman. Kyle feels like he's caught in the middle too. Dave is thinking about living a Bohemian life. The Machine believes this movie should be illegal.
A film about a woman trying to heal the trauma of her past. Currently playing at the Calgary Underground Film Festival! Kyle wants to put on face paint. Dave thinks he might enjoy going to a small town for once. The Machine just wants to go to a rodeo.
A movie about a jerk police officer who (get this) doesn't play by anyone's rules. Kyle feels like he's seen this before. Dave wants to be friends with Gene Hackman. The Machine just likes watching people get beat up.
A film about a poor man trying his best to honour his daughters and keep his traditions. Kyle just wants to break into song. Dave wants to change his name to Lazar Wolf. The Machine thinks the tsar had some good points. Matt Koplik from Broadway Breakdown joins and proves to be a perfect match for the podcast.
A film about a dying small town and the people who can't escape it. Kyle feels drawn in. Dave wants to escape. The Machine has started to carry around a glass bottle.
A film set in the future about a young man who loves violence. Kyle tries to find a way in. Dave only wants to get out. The Machine is perfectly fine with prying people's eyes open.
A Russian epic about the last of the Romanovs. Kyle is captured under Rasputin's spell. Dave is ready to march with the proletariat. The Machine is happy to drink a bunch of vodka.
A film about a man lusting after a boy. Kyle gets angry. Dave offers to wear white face. The Machine doesn't think cholera looks that bad.
A film where the last man on Earth must defeat a group of pasty white vampires. Kyle thinks this is goofy fun. Dave thinks this is completely terrible. The Machine believes itself is a legend.
A film about a mysterious virus that could cause a worldwide pandemic. Kyle is focused on the buttocks. Dave just wants to go through five levels of decontamination. The Machine enjoys watching monkeys suffocate.
A revolutionary film where a black male prostitute sticks it to the man. Kyle has trouble following along. Dave wants to start his own revolution. The Machine wants to watch the world burn.
A film about a black detective trying to rescue a man's daughter. Kyle isn't going to risk his neck. Dave promises never to cop out. The Machine just wants to throw somebody out a window.
No film today, but an overview of what Hollywood was like in 1971. Kyle just wants to be somebody's gunsel. Dave thinks that religion may have ruined movies. The Machine wishes the world was more like the pre-code era.
A podcast where a sentient machine forces Kyle and Dave to watch films in order to prevent the apocalypse. Again. Season Two focuses on the films of 1971.
A film where a prostitute searches for true love. Kyle doesn't think anyone is good enough for her. Dave wants to jump off a cliff. The Machine just wants to hypnotize people.
A silent film that has both humour and heartbreak. Kyle wants to give this movie flowers. Dave is willing to go a few rounds. The Machine is unusually quiet.
A film that's a sweeping epic about a family where each member is experiencing a relationship. Kyle wants to go steady. Dave is ready to propose. The Machine just prefers to stay friends.
A film epic that features a father and son at the same age and how they support "the family." Kyle feels betrayed. Dave just wants more power. The Machine is focused on revenge.
A film where a girl gets lost in a spirit world and must find her way back. Kyle could really take a bath. Dave just wants to eat like a pig. The Machine was also once a river.
No film this week. Kyle tries to predict the future. Dave is happy not to talk about the past. The Machine tries to ruin the present. A wrap-up on this season focusing on the year 1999.
A film about a man who will kill to be anyone else but himself. Kyle is distracted by all the beauty around him. Dave thinks this is more of a horror movie. The Machine is impressed by Matt Damon's commitment to ruin people's lives.
A film about escaping your reality by being inside of John Malkovich. Kyle feels like he's a puppet. Dave always goes through small doors. The Machine is still uncertain who John Malkovich is.
A film about the life of Andy Kaufman while also being a film about Jim Carrey losing his mind. Kyle just wants to stay meta. Dave refuses to even look at the fourth wall. The Machine wishes it could dress up as Elvis.